I'll Step It up NE

My sister brought it to my attention that I started blogging again and then went M.I.A.

My apologies NE, here’s to you, in true LETTERS and LIST fashion.


Dear MyCrazySisterWhoISwearIsTheOneWhoCutTheToothpaste:

I love you for the following reasons. . .

1. You have a strange obsession with all things pink and bee (but not in a weird little kid way, eff that shit).

2. You are a trend setter in many ways (the gays stealing DBJ for example).

3. You are hilarious.

4. We share a mutual hatred for a certain falafel.

5. You helped me come up with the code term falafel..

6. Your OCD cracks my shit up.

7. I have someone to steal clothes from (although this seems to backfired when you steal my shit and claim I “gave” it to you).

8. You are always trying to turn a profit.

9. You are loud, so loud in fact I often think I can hear you at my house when you are in yours.

10. You are one of the only people that truly understands what it was like to grow up in the craziness that is, was, and always will be Casa De Gomez.

11. I can talk to you with my eyes.

12. You made me a person that didn’t mind losing, since you always have to win.

13. You are some kind of BBM ninja.

14. You are always loyal to our family.

15. You have always been there for me, no matter what.

Love,
YourLittleSisterWhoYouCouldNotLiveWithout

New Face

Upon looking into my makeup bag this morning I decided that it was disgusting. I have heard that you should throw your makeup away once a year to avoid infection. I am ashamed to say I don’t think I have thrown all (or any) of my makeup away, ever.

So here is my plan, after I move home, I am going to go through all of it and throw away anything I have had for more than a year. I am pretty sure this will leave me with 2 things therefore, purchases will need to be made.

Being that i am no longer 13 I didn't think it would be a good idea to replace my shitty cheap makeup with more shitty cheap makeup (see:wet 'n' wild).

Stila Made In Your Shade Foundation Wardrobe $18 Sephora

Smashbox Try Me Set $29 Sephora

Stila Bronzed Glow Set $35 Sephora

Sephora Blink, Winks & Brows Eye Deluxe Sampler $40 Sephora

Got to love Sephora value set, not to mention that they are always giving free goodies!

I Need

In anticipation utter despair regarding my upcoming move back home with the rents, I have been trying to pack as much as possible before school starts again. On the bright side, it has given me a change to get rid of a lot of crap that I really don’t need and made me realize there I think I do not possess that I NEED.

More summer dresses

1. Floral Dream Dress $24.80
Faith 21 for Forever 21

2. Denim Knit Strapless Dress $24.80

Faith 21 for Forever 21

Wooden Platform Sandals

(this one might be a distant dream being that I was cursed with feet that won't fit into anything)

1. rsvp Noreen $76.14
Zappos.com

2. Jessica Simpson Karson $79.15
Zappos.com

Oxfords (I realize it a million degrees but paired with tights in the winter-Love)

D&G Dolce & Gabbana $294.00 Zappos.com

2. Stuart Weitzman Memories $156.00 Zappos.com

A plus of living with the rents is I will have a lot more money, that I should save I suppose. . .right after I revamp my closet!

Normal People Wear Pants

I don't understand Ms. Gaga, why you are unable to put on pants in the morning. I understand you are a busy lady, as am I, but I always manage to put on pants.

Unlike my dearest sister and my gay boyfriend*, I am not a fan. I do however respect the fact that you are unique and have your own style, I just wish that style included pants.

*not to be confused with my THE boyfriend

Girl Crush

I believe I may have a girl crush.

Lil' Ms. Zooey Deschanel

Not to be confused with . . .

I don’t know it is her blue eyes or the fact that I think it is adorable that she is going to marry a man who would, by societies standers, be considered a nerd amongst nerds*. Maybe it is that she played Dorothy (DG to be exact) in the really cheesy sci-fi take of the Wizard of OZ with that girl who was Claire in 90210, that the boyfriend made me watch**. Even still, it might be the new preview I saw her in for the cute new Sundance film that seems to be right up my alley.

Anyways, here is to you Zooey, I promise to never confuse you with Katy Perry again.

*Also know as Ben Gibbard the lead singer of Death Cab for Cutie and the Postal Service.

**I heart the Wizard of Oz, I use to watch that shit three times a day.

Take Two.

So I am going to give this blog thing another shot.

I figured I would start fresh. I am going to try and do less writing (although I know how much all* of you love reading all my grammatical errors), and post my interests (obsessions) of the moment or the occasional really funny story.

I feel like I have a lot to live up to in the blogging community considering my lovely and hilarious cousin and ever witty sister. So I am decided I am not even going to try. If you would like I read feel free, but I don't mind if are just passing though to the much funnier blog.

Enjoy.

*by "all" I clearly mean NE and her BF