Normal People Wear Pants

I don't understand Ms. Gaga, why you are unable to put on pants in the morning. I understand you are a busy lady, as am I, but I always manage to put on pants.

Unlike my dearest sister and my gay boyfriend*, I am not a fan. I do however respect the fact that you are unique and have your own style, I just wish that style included pants.

*not to be confused with my THE boyfriend